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(2000-2002):

following a term of involuntary servitude i revolted against my father and began a commune in the south sea islands for expseudohyperindependent children in my room based on the competing progressive paradigms of nurture and equality, which prospered briefly due to the emergence of the philosophies of post-modernism and deconstructionism in popular music, as well as an abundance of marijuana.

interestingly enough, i have always striven for absolute moral certainty while, at the same time, violently decrying virtually every extant model of it profferred to me by my well-meaning but mostly ill-informed religious educators - the notable exception being my mother, the neoliberal gospel preacher whom i idolize and wish to emulate in every way, excluding anatomical differences.

(2003-2004):

after dabbling in promiscuity and bisexuality i found myself thouroughly mired in all of the competing responsibilities to self and partner that inevitably come with a two year relationship with a codependent alcoholic high school drop-out. am now spending my time working positively fucking feverishly on little academic popcorn farts that nobody gives two good thrusts at a spinning pastry over - my korean roomate smells like a korean (and he looks like one too).

(2005-2006):

or he used to. now there are no longer roommates, but suitemates and flatmates - still classmates, however, though only for two more years, unless i hit the snooze alarm on life otherwise known as grad school. my gosh there's so much math to be done and so little time to do it in. scratch that; reverse it. either way we maximize utility. my oh my.

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